FAI Staunton Joke
John Delaney sees an old woman crossing the road struggling with 2 heavy bags…
He shouts, ‘Can you manage, love’?
She replies, ‘F**k off, I don’t want the job’.
Losing it
Ireland lost the rugby and I’ve lost my memory.
Against my better judgement, I watched the Ireland v Argentina rugby game this afternoon. In the final quarter of the game, the Setanta commentator made a pithy comment that ultimately was a damning judgement on Ireland’s performance. ‘Oh’, I thought to myself, ‘I should write [...]
This ol’ dog
This ol’dog is alive and well. I swam a whole length of the pool today underwater. In a proper 25m pool! Now, cynics might say it was drug-assisted (see yesterday’s Lemsip post) but I don’t care. In fact, it probably was since I couldn’t do it 3 months ago?
Speaking of swimming [...]
Massacre
After 50 mins, France have scored 8 tries against Namibia tonight.
Ireland managed 2 in their 80mins against Namibia.
Namibia have been massacred and so will we next Friday.
I don’t know if I can watch the game next Friday.
The vernacular
Warning: Bad language alert…
I was forced to listen to the Dublin V Kerry match on the radio today. My favourite quote occurred when a Kerry player received an injury in an off-the-ball incident. The commentator said: ‘I didn’t see what happened. I stress I didn’t see what happened so he may have [...]