What national emergency?
I received my 80 page booklet today from the Office of Emergency Planning. Half of it is written in Irish and the second half is in English. In the foreword, our Dear Leader writes, “there is no reason to think that a major emergency is likely in the immediate future“. Most of [...]
Hilarious Bertie youtube video
Description: Taoiseach of Ireland, Bertie Ahern enters the Dragons’ Den and faces the music. Chanting Fianna Fail policies for the upcoming election, the Dragons let him know what they really think of him.
via Mulley.net.
Original video link here and original website here.
Children are the new must-have item in Kerry
No adult will be permitted in a playground unless accompanied by a child
It will be an offence for anyone other than a child to use playground equipment
Only families are allowed to take photographs in playgrounds
Kerry County Council have introduced new byelaws regulating the playgrounds in their county. Introduced because of concern that the playgrounds [...]
Need a hitman?
Then try Eircom…
I bet the committee that came up this name thought it was really catchy.
Seriously though, the letter that came with this envelope was to do with an opt-in marketing campaign, rather than opt-out. Which is still not good.
Edit: May have got my knickers in a twist & now having trouble remembering [...]
I got a police record today
Today I got a police record and I’m not entirely happy about it. Someone tried to break into my summer house last night and after reporting it, the Guards (police) now know more about me than the crime itself.
Some kids tried to break into my house by smashing a double-glazed window at the rear of [...]