Partridge shot by gun
A friend of a friend is called John Partridge and the noteworthy thing about him is that he’s big into shooting birds as a hobby. I’d hate to be him.
Imagine if he committed suicide. That would be unfortunate enough but imagine his obituary, ‘Partridge shot by gun‘. I mean, nobody [...]
Greenfly caught in spider’s web
I don’t think it was a greenfly but it was green and it could fly before it got caught in the spider’s web. I wish I knew what it’s proper name was?
Men and their key fobs
What is it about some men and their cars? I’ve recently noticed that lots of men get out of their cars, pocket the car keys in their trouser pocket and, only then, activate the car alarm.
Is it some sort of sub-conscious attempt to set themselves apart from the apes? ‘Look, ma, it’s working [...]
Daisies need water to grow
The decline of TV
I don’t watch much TV and here’s why:
9pm*
TG4 Paisean Faisean **: One girl looking for love must choose between three guys, whose challenge it is to woo her by picking her an outfit.
BBC2 The Elephant’s guide to sex: Getting elephants in the mood for love is just one of Dr Hilebrandts jobs. [...]