FAI Staunton Joke

John Delaney sees an old woman crossing the road struggling with 2 heavy bags… He shouts, ‘Can you manage, love’? She replies, ‘F**k off, I don’t want the job’.

Shiite fighters captured in Iraq

If they’re that bad, I’m not surprised… . . . . . from www.breakingnews.ie

Funny old world

I know someone who, as the saying goes, if he fell into shit, he’d come out smelling of roses. A few years ago, he (+ 1 wife, +1 child) got a ‘great’ (cancellation) deal on a 4 bed detached family house with 1 parking space and no front garden. There’s no visitor parking apparently. Both [...]

Devious putdown

A friend of mine said the most evil, devious, vicious, dismissive comment about a semi-public figure I’ve ever heard. It was a classic example of parish-pump politics. He said, ‘yer man will be attending 4 or 5 communions this year.’ For those who are non-religious/non-Catholics, it meant that he’d been shagging anything that moved and [...]

UK postal strike nears resolution

Postal workers in the UK have been on strike for the past few days. Their leaders have negotiated a settlement with management. Normal work will resume once the postal workers agree to the deal… …Once the deal is posted out to them. Then all they have to do is post the yea/nay forms back to [...]

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