The vernacular

Posted on August 26, 2007
Filed Under alcohol, characters, funny, pub, Sport | 1 Comment

Warning: Bad language alert…

I was forced to listen to the Dublin V Kerry match on the radio today. My favourite quote occurred when a Kerry player received an injury in an off-the-ball incident. The commentator said: ‘I didn’t see what happened. I stress I didn’t see what happened so he may have injured himself falling over’.

Afterwards, in the pub, as the Dublin fans (in their jerseys) watched the Man United soccer highlights on Sky, one fan shouted across the room at his mate, ‘You’re an arselicker’. The mate, deep in conversation, interrupted said conversation and roared back, ‘Arselicker? Me bollix!’

In both cases, all I could think of was, ‘The mind boggles…’

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One Response to “The vernacular”

  1. fjl on September 6th, 2007 11:46 am

    Hello sweetie and thanks for your loyalty. xxx ( hug.) Updates all round!

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