Whine
This is a whine. You’ve been warned! According to cyberscribe, yesterday was World Toilet Day. I wonder, though, if he got his days mixed up because today was a pile of you know what for me. And even the torrential rain didn’t do anything to wash away the stench of my execrable day. I woke [...]
Seaweed or spinach
If you go down to the woods today
If you go down to the woods today, you’re sure of a big surprise. If you’re stumbling home from the pub later tonight/tomorrow morning, don’t be surprised if you see bright lights in the sky. It won’t be the alcohol. Well, I guess it depends on how much you’ve been imbibing! Or how much the [...]
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In Belfast today and, all in all, it wasn’t too bad. I dumped the car in a little carpark off the M1 Saintfield exit so I was chauffeured around for most of the day. Well, I am the boss afterall, and I’m worth it!! Only joking. I hit the Westlink at the right times so [...]
The sky is falling down
Damn, the roof is leaking – badly. I heard a drip drip noise last night when I went to bed but I couldn’t be bothered investigating what it was. So I convinced myself that it was just the rain falling oddly against the window. So I ignored it. Well, tonight the drip drip noise has [...]
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